Gavin CoreyZoetropeShe's a lazy pig that sleeps 18 hours a day, mooches all my shit, eats in my bed, and doesn't clean up after herself. Gordo had $200 go missing after she moved in and obviously Jamie or I would never steal from Gordo. She basically made me feel like she wasn't into it so I dumped her and asked her to go and she FLIPPED OUT and I quote: "your [sic] an unattractive coward who writes shitty poetry your [sic] a terrible writer your poems are so bland and boring blah blah good riddens [sic] to you and your pathetic life. Your [sic] too cookie cutter and boring for me." I'm like, "Why ‘cuz I don't eat out of the trash and have a job?" She said she hates my poems and has always thought I was bad but I'd take poetry tips from my dog before I took them from Zoe. |